Roads Expansion

Hall of Records

The funniest moments, who owns which superlative, and every record in the book. Regular season unless noted. Scoring weeks aren't all the same length, so score-based lists compare each score to that week's league average.

Funniest moments

2,125
Dropped a bomb and lost

Joni put up 2,125, +23% over the league average that week, and still lost to Elan's 2,258. Brutal.

2024-25 · wk 14
1,447
Won with that?

Whitaker won with 1,447, -28% vs. the league average that week. Joey scored 1,116 and lost to it.

2023-24 · wk 13
5 pts
Photo finish

Brian beat Joni 2,275–2,270. Closest game in league history.

2025-26 · wk 6
+1,591
Somebody check on him

Jimmy beat Tony by 1,591, 2,754–1,163.

2025-26 · wk 15
3-14
Champ to chump

Brian won it all in 2024-25 at 15-2, then went 3-14 and finished 11th the next year.

2024-25 → 2025-26
34,479
All those points, no ring

Elan scored the most points in the league in 2024-25 and finished 2nd.

2024-25
2-15
Rock bottom

Boot went 2-15 as Boot. Worst record in league history.

2024-25
15-1
Video game numbers

Mack went 15-1 and finished 1st.

2023-24
▲7
Glow-up

Aibel went from 11th (6-11) in 2024-25 to 4th (12-5) in 2025-26.

2024-25 → 2025-26
13 Ls
Losing streak

Joey lost 13 straight as MAGIC JOHNSON NOT TOP 5.

2023-24 · ended wk 16
-51%
Forgot to set a lineup?

Tony scored 983 against Penn, -51% vs. the league average. Worst week in league history.

2024-25 · wk 16

Superlatives

Current owners, all seasons.

Unluckiest man alive
Tony
-3.4 wins
Furthest below his expected wins (all-play) across every season.
Horseshoe award
Brian
+4.9 wins
Most wins above expected. The schedule loves him.
Bad beat king
Tony
9 bad beats
Most losses while scoring above the league average that week.
Grand theft win
Brian
7 stolen wins
Most wins while scoring below the league average that week.
Heartbreak kid
Tony
5 heartbreakers
Most losses by under 50 points.
Houdini
Tony
7 escapes
Most wins by under 50 points.
Basement dweller
Boot
10 weekly lows
Most weeks with the league's lowest score.
Cold streak
Boot
10 straight Ls
Longest losing streak inside one season.
Heater
Mack
12 straight Ws
Longest winning streak inside one season.
Ride or die
Elan
Tyler Herro ×3
Drafted the same player the most seasons.

Owner stats

Current owners, regular season, every season they've played. Click a column to sort. Luck = actual wins minus all-play expected wins. Bad beat = a loss while scoring above the league average that week; stolen win = a win while scoring below it. Heartbreaker / escape = lost / won by under 50 points.

OwnerSeasonsRecordLuckBad beatsStolen winsHeartbreakersEscapesWeekly highsWeekly lowsBest W streakWorst L streakNemesisFavorite victimRide or die
Tony422-28-3.492572559Brian 0-4Joni 3-0Luka Doncic ×2
Joni317-17-1.584231133Tony 0-3Penn 5-3Cade Cunningham ×2
Frank416-34-1.335111546Jimmy 0-5Tony 3-1Josh Giddey ×2
Jimmy433-17-1.183419053Simon 1-3Frank 5-0Giannis Antetokounmpo ×2
Boot312-22-0.63421410310Elan 1-4Tony 4-1LeBron James ×2
Mack434-16-0.68341111124Elan 2-4Frank 4-0Nikola Jokic ×2
Ben H315-19-0.267330035Jimmy 0-4Aibel 3-1Jakob Poeltl ×2
Aibel426-24+0.163434256Ben H 1-3Simon 4-2Trae Young ×2
Penn313-21+0.634121639Mack 0-4Frank 3-2Joel Embiid ×2
Simon321-13+1.543021184Aibel 2-4Ben H 3-1Kel'el Ware ×2
Elan437-13+3.0433112182Joni 2-2Boot 4-1Tyler Herro ×3
Brian427-23+4.947144988Mack 2-5Tony 4-0Darius Garland ×3

Game records

Highest scores

#ValueWhoWhen
13,049Elan Rondo Doesn't Care vs Joey2023-24 · wk 12
23,009Brian Team Hall vs Tony2023-24 · wk 8
32,908Aibel Jalen Bluntson vs Whitaker2023-24 · wk 8
42,851Elan Rondo Doesn't Care vs Jimmy2023-24 · wk 11
52,836Mack Rondo Cares vs Aibel2023-24 · wk 14
62,827Mack Rondo Cares vs Tony2025-26 · wk 17
72,816Mack Rondo Cares vs Joey2023-24 · wk 15
82,814Tony Dorture Chamber vs Jimmy2023-24 · wk 14
92,813Tony Dorture Chamber vs Brian2023-24 · wk 8
102,807Aibel Jalen Bluntson vs Jimmy2023-24 · wk 15

Most dominant weeks

Percent above that week's league average.

#ValueWhoWhen
149%Jimmy Big Roar 2,349 pts2025-26 · wk 9
249%Elan Rondo Doesn't Care 3,049 pts2023-24 · wk 12
343%Jimmy Big Roar 2,355 pts2025-26 · wk 16
439%Jimmy Big Roar 2,754 pts2025-26 · wk 15
537%Mack Rondo Cares 2,597 pts2023-24 · wk 16
634%Jimmy Big Roar 1,404 pts2024-25 · wk 8
733%Mack Rondo Cares 2,827 pts2025-26 · wk 17
831%Elan Rondo Doesn't Care 2,258 pts2024-25 · wk 14
929%Mack Rondo Cares 2,836 pts2023-24 · wk 14
1028%Tony Dorture Chamber 2,814 pts2023-24 · wk 14

Worst weeks

Percent below that week's league average.

#ValueWhoWhen
1-51%Tony There is always next year 983 pts2024-25 · wk 16
2-45%Tony There is always next year 1,294 pts2024-25 · wk 17
3-45%Joey MAGIC JOHNSON NOT TOP 5 1,212 pts2023-24 · wk 14
4-44%Joey MAGIC JOHNSON NOT TOP 5 1,116 pts2023-24 · wk 13
5-43%Penn Rigged by Mack and Jimmy 1,107 pts2025-26 · wk 7
6-41%Tony BIG NIK 1,163 pts2025-26 · wk 15
7-39%Joni Flint Tropics 679 pts2025-26 · wk 8
8-37%Boot Boot 656 pts2024-25 · wk 8
9-36%Tony There is always next year 1,097 pts2024-25 · wk 14
10-36%Brian THANK YOU MACK 1,271 pts2025-26 · wk 15

Biggest blowouts

#ValueWhoWhen
1+1,591Jimmy Big Roar over Tony 2,754–1,1632025-26 · wk 15
2+1,498Elan Rondo Doesn't Care over Joey 3,049–1,5512023-24 · wk 12
3+1,334Penn Rigged by Mack and Jimmy over Tony 2,317–9832024-25 · wk 16
4+1,304Mack Rondo Cares over Tony 2,598–1,2942024-25 · wk 17
5+1,237Jimmy Big Roar over Penn 2,349–1,1122025-26 · wk 9
6+1,171Mack Rondo Cares over Joey 2,816–1,6452023-24 · wk 15
7+1,117Aibel Jalen Bluntson over Whitaker 2,908–1,7912023-24 · wk 8
8+1,078Mack Rondo Cares over Frank 2,597–1,5192023-24 · wk 16
9+1,024Mack Rondo Cares over Whitaker 2,736–1,7122023-24 · wk 5
10+1,018Aibel Paolo's Bando over Boot 2,372–1,3542024-25 · wk 6

Closest games

#ValueWhoWhen
15Brian THANK YOU MACK over Joni 2,275–2,2702025-26 · wk 6
27Penn Rigged by Mack and Jimmy over Brian 1,681–1,6742025-26 · wk 3
37Simon SSP over Tony 2,070–2,0632025-26 · wk 12
49Tony BIG NIK over Ben H 1,665–1,6562025-26 · wk 13
510Joey MAGIC JOHNSON NOT TOP 5 over Aibel 1,944–1,9342023-24 · wk 3
610Tony BIG NIK over Mack 2,112–2,1022025-26 · wk 7
713Ben H DONT TELL NO1 over Tony 1,920–1,9072024-25 · wk 2
814Frank Frank's Fantastic Fantasy over Ben H 1,658–1,6442024-25 · wk 1
914Ben H DONT TELL NO1 over Boot 1,871–1,8572024-25 · wk 16
1017Aibel Jalen Bluntson over Jimmy 2,807–2,7902023-24 · wk 15

Most weekly high scores

Weeks with the league's top score.

#ValueWhoWhen
112Elan4 seasons
211Mack4 seasons
39Jimmy4 seasons
44Aibel4 seasons
54Brian4 seasons
64Boot3 seasons
72Tony4 seasons
81Frank4 seasons
91Penn3 seasons
101Joni3 seasons

Toughest losses

Best scores (vs. week average) that still lost.

#ValueWhoWhen
12,125Joni Flint Tropics lost to Elan 2,2582024-25 · wk 14
22,790Jimmy Jimsanity lost to Aibel 2,8072023-24 · wk 15
32,270Joni Flint Tropics lost to Brian 2,2752025-26 · wk 6
42,238Simon SSP lost to Brian 2,2892024-25 · wk 10
52,813Tony Dorture Chamber lost to Brian 3,0092023-24 · wk 8
62,556Jimmy Jimsanity lost to Tony 2,8142023-24 · wk 14
72,552Elan Rondo Doesn't Care lost to Tony 2,5952023-24 · wk 5
82,626Tony Dorture Chamber lost to Mack 2,6832023-24 · wk 10
92,299Mack Rondo Cares lost to Jimmy 2,3602023-24 · wk 13
102,295Tony Dorture Chamber lost to Elan 2,4882023-24 · wk 13

Ugliest wins

Worst scores (vs. week average) that still won.

#ValueWhoWhen
11,447Whitaker Tony with a Touch of Tism beat Joey 1,1162023-24 · wk 13
21,609Frank Mack Mo Money beat Brian 1,5022025-26 · wk 17
31,372Boot Boot beat Tony 1,0972024-25 · wk 14
41,802Whitaker Tony with a Touch of Tism beat Frank 1,7392023-24 · wk 14
51,681Penn Rigged by Mack and Jimmy beat Brian 1,6742025-26 · wk 3
61,746Aibel Paolo's Bando beat Tony 1,4682024-25 · wk 11
71,944Joey MAGIC JOHNSON NOT TOP 5 beat Aibel 1,9342023-24 · wk 3
81,409Brian THANK YOU MACK beat Tony 1,2442025-26 · wk 9
92,135Yohann First Person Ja Mode beat Joey 1,8372023-24 · wk 8
101,770Penn Rigged by Mack and Jimmy beat Brian 1,2802025-26 · wk 14

Season records

Best scoring seasons

Regular-season points per game.

#ValueWhoWhen
12,449Mack Rondo Cares 39,190 total2023-24
22,404Elan Rondo Doesn't Care 38,459 total2023-24
32,273Tony Dorture Chamber 36,370 total2023-24
42,265Jimmy Jimsanity 36,246 total2023-24
52,151Aibel Jalen Bluntson 34,409 total2023-24

Best records

#ValueWhoWhen
115-1Mack Rondo Cares2023-24
215-2Brian THANK YOU MACK2024-25
314-2Elan Rondo Doesn't Care2023-24
412-5Elan Rondo Doesn't Care2024-25
512-5Jimmy Big Roar2025-26

Worst records

#ValueWhoWhen
12-15Boot Boot2024-25
22-14Joey MAGIC JOHNSON NOT TOP 52023-24
33-14Brian THANK YOU MACK2025-26
43-13Whitaker Tony with a Touch of Tism2023-24
54-13Tony There is always next year2024-25

Highest playoff scores

Championship bracket. Rounds can span two weeks.

#ValueWhoWhen
15,697Mack Rondo Cares vs Brian W 5,0912023-24 · Semifinals
25,484Jimmy Jimsanity vs Aibel W 5,3082023-24 · Quarterfinals
35,308Aibel Jalen Bluntson vs Jimmy L 5,4842023-24 · Quarterfinals
45,242Brian THANK YOU MACK vs Joni W 4,3742024-25 · Semifinals
55,234Mack Rondo Cares vs Elan W 4,9042023-24 · Final

Luckiest seasons

Actual wins minus all-play expected wins.

#ValueWhoWhen
1+4.2Brian THANK YOU MACK 15-2, all-play 119-682024-25
2+1.6Tony BIG NIK 10-7, all-play 92-952025-26
3+1.5Penn Rigged by Mack and Jimmy 5-12, all-play 38-1492025-26
4+1.5Mack Rondo Cares 15-1, all-play 121-222023-24
5+1.4Elan Rondo Doesn't Care 14-2, all-play 113-312023-24

Unluckiest seasons

#ValueWhoWhen
1-2.6Tony Dorture Chamber 8-8, all-play 94-482023-24
2-2.5Tony There is always next year 4-13, all-play 71-1152024-25
3-1.8Frank Mack Mo Money 4-13, all-play 64-1232025-26
4-1.5Mack Rondo Cares 8-9, all-play 104-832024-25
5-1.4Joey MAGIC JOHNSON NOT TOP 5 2-14, all-play 31-1132023-24